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lanadelreyscokewhor3 · 12 days ago

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first of all, fuck you. second of all, let’s fuck.

#like okay hi sir #wow. this.#jason todd everyone #let’s all clap #he pusses me off for how fine he is #jason todd #jason todd x reader #jason todd x you #jason todd x y/n #jason todd fanfiction #jason todd smut #jason todd fluff #jason todd fic

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artkaninchenbau · 1 year ago

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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

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#My art #One Piece #Nico Robin #Sir Crocodile #Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD #According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went*#Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life #They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay #But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world #This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER #You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized #Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao #She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭

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egophiliac · 2 months ago

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OMG EGO HAVE YOU SEEN THE BOOK 7 CATER CARD YET

80s britpunk Cater is such an incredible direction to take. his Sid Vicious jacket! his little british police cap! I wouldn't have anticipated that going full-on Sex Pistols would be his alternate self but it is SO fitting actually. 😭

(also th-the crown symbol?! the gavel?! is housewarden Cater real because I will TRANSCEND --)

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 12 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 12 spoilers #oh so we're just getting the heartsboys immediately huh #I AM NOT COMPLAINING NO SIR #god though. i haven't recovered from leona yet and already they're throwing this at us #c8ter the sk8ter boi #cannot express how much british punk cater is such a chef's-kiss concept though 🤌🤌🤌#like. okay. i'm gonna get into some personal character interpretation here so disclaimer that these are just my own ~opinions~ etc #but i read cater as being not so much secretly angsty as like...secretly just kinda jaded?#like i think him being pretty upbeat and cheery in general is genuine (or at least mostly genuine)#but he's also very aware of how people see him and he plays into that #like his personality isn't FAKE but he's definitely playing parts of it up #and trying to maintain a certain image that he thinks is expected of him #so expressing that as 'he's a punk undercover as a prep' is actually kinda perfect in my mind #i mean i could be entirely missing the mark here and we'll get something totally different #(in like. a couple of weeks or so. what the HECK twst)#buuuuut yeah punk cater is such a great concept to me and i am very excited to meet him!!!!#oh also hi tamashina-mina deuce you're here too i guess #alas we have run out of time so we'll have to catch up later

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eyes-of-nine · 2 months ago

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tfw when minibosses take you an average of like 8 attempts minimum but then you somehow manage to defeat your fav boss in the entire game on your first try :v

#NAH BC I LOVE HIM SM AND HIS BOSS FIGHT WAS SO ENJOYABLE I WOULD HAVE BEEN OKAY WITH BEING STUCK ON IT FOR WEEKS #AND THE HE FUCKING DIED #god but his 2nd phase animations 😳😳😳 sir...that drop kick one i'm-#it was honestly kinda hilarious #I have never before and probably never again be that locked in #I'm so normal about him #but also like rip bozzo bc I genuinely suck at combat sm how dare you die this quickly #wyatt??? defeating a soulslike boss ???? on their first attempt??!? like that sounds so fake #my gaming skills are incomprehensible to everyone including me #truly court jester on court jester violence at the estella opera house #((yeah yeah he's the king but I think he can multitask))#ok ok that's enough rambling ...can you tell the hyperfixation is back in full swing ywy #this is barely coherent but neither are my thoughts on this game #((also new wyatt haircut for the nearish future))#lies of p #lies of p romeo #lop #lies of p fanart #king of puppets #digital art #my art

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dragonbma · 6 months ago

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[TW: Burns]

Aiden’s Creeper used Self-Destruct. Regigigas took 60 damage. It was super effective!

Ok but seriously Aiden chill out bro. You literally committed regicide and like ten minutes later attempted reggiecide.

#we don’t talk enough about Reginald taking a creeper to the FACE #SIR ARE YOU OKAY #aiden afterwards like ‘heyyy sorry for almost killing you in my defense I didn’t expect you to survive that’#reggie with crazy scarring after the incident yes i love angst #aw hell nah he got his mustache burnt off #mcsm #minecraft story mode #mcsm reginald #mcsm benedict #mcsm aiden #reggieposting #bermuda brainrot hours #scriptscratches #tw burns

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cosmicdreamgrl · 5 months ago

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maknae line x bst performances pt.2 for @jkvjimin

#btsedit #btsgif #dailybts #usersky #userpat #taehyunghobi #userines #userdimple #usersevn #raplineuser #uservans #annietrack #underbetelgeuse #rjshope #usermaggie #usermizuoka #*mine #bts #maknae line #tw flashing #to quote a certain movie we're all in this together lol #i can't believe we're almost at the end of posting everyone's birthday gifts #i had so much fun & yes making multiple comps in the span of a month was a lot of work but no complaints #i digress hi pat we're back for another round of suffering with these menaces #when i tell you i had..........plenty of feelings making this one #why like actually WHY does jungkook have to be so fucking hot #i legit felt feral i can't even lie #sir if you don't stop fr #anyway i know how much you love this song/era/choreo so to commemorate it in such a manner seemed right #okay that's all i adore you to the universe & back bye

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dad-galaxy · 1 year ago

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#dofuwani #sir crocodile #donquixote doflamingo #monkey d. luffy #okay inside joke but if one of my b0bad1n followers likes dofuwani. These two idiots are reading a certain tin can helmets fanfic (?)#because im old and do I still rp with my gf and sometimes I draw the scenes and we were joking about ...so what its doffy reading?#“well dear hes reading this book about a knight in his personal exploration about religion. sexuality. beliefs. concepts of love. family...”#my gf inmediate response: HES READING[...] Gf again: of course he's not reading it completely for the story he's reading for the sexy parts #hatta art #my art

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indelicateink · 9 months ago

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as an american, in s1 & s2, sam reid’s total inability to hide his lowkey contempt for overly fake-chipper american journalists, especially ones who Have Not Done The Assigned Reading know and care about the show, will never not be hilarious and iconic to me

#sometimes he can dial it back to civil blank apathy #but i have never laughed and cringed like that at the same time #sorry we’re so fake bro we’re just Like That #his frank tiredness with unoriginal or dumb questions is kinda refreshing #i think we first got it full-blast with It’s What’s Written In The Books last season #after 5K ‘why is it gay’ questions #but that latest Dish tv interview where the journo joked they thought he was dead holy fuck #defcon 1 levels of Done #it’s sort of fascinating since generally all celebrities play along with any interviewing atrocities they suffer though #american fakeism is the lowest bar to endure but the man is just a wall #lol don’t lose that sir #iwtv #interview with the vampire #okay no sorry this is my ted talk—#i mean he’s not alone frex some european actors in particular seem to pull out their best acting chops when #faced with shrilly chipper american interviewers #though sometimes you can catch the horror in their eyes #and hugh grant epically blanked that one effusive interviewer on the red carpet at the oscars the yr before last #and was almost assigned 40 lashes in the court of public opinion #(until will smith sucked all the oxygen out of the room)#but sam reid is just full stop not going to reflect back. it’s…kind of awesome and not a little brave in this biz #anyway this has been my ted talk #saluting an icon 🫡

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ghost-bxrd · 6 months ago

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Me, reading the idea that Jason thinks he accidentally kills Dick in the dragon au: WAIT no-

Me, imagining Dick surviving somehow - on a wing and a prayer, and him clawing his way back to Gotham with Nightwing because there's no way he's letting this be the last time he sees his family and brother: wait.

Me, imagining that instead of going home, Dick just drags himself to wherever Jason's kingdom is, confronting him there and seeing just how badly Jason spiraled after thinking he killed his older brother: okay this may be onto something here.

Omg!!! Bonus points if Dick only gets so far in his journey because well meaning commoner recognizes the crown prince and realizes that “shit, if the new tyrant/king/whatever went crazy because of this dude, maybe getting him back will do the reverse thing? And stop him feeding people to Red?”

#the common folk of Jason’s little kingdom adore him #but they’re getting pretty fed up with his new temper tantrums #like dude we get it you’re big and mean and scary #and your dragon is absolutely friggin terrifying #but pls stop feeding the corrupt nobility to her #you’re doing more harm than good #your poor dragon is gonna get indigestion at this rate #and nobody wants a cranky Red with indigestions thank you sir #bonus points if the common folk think it’s a tragic love story #in reality the crown prince is gonna drag Jason home by his hear and lecture him all about respecting your elders #okay now we’re moving into crack territory oops #dragon au #jason todd #dick grayson #Nightwing #red hood

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ghxst-bird · 2 months ago

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((I will never shut up about all the parallels in jjk))

#yes I’m still on my crap about Yuji being a parallel to Suguru #look I just think it’s so tragedy coded ok #Gojo was meant to be the executioner of both #I am not okay #also the parallel of Gojo drawing out the execution order indefinitely #both Suguru and Yuji lived on borrowed time at Gojo’s hands #Gojo was like: ok nice this time I won’t get attached to the vessel and since I already killed my bf there’s nothing more to lose #Gojo- seeing what a cinnamon roll yuji is: oh no #i’m just sad okay #urghhhh #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #satosugu #yuji itadori #jjk itadori #angst #digital art #geto suguru #gojo and yuji #gojo satoru #Art #doodle #sketch #quick painting #painting #fanart #fanfiction #Gojo repeatedly talking of the impending execution is his way of psyching himself up for it #also the fear of Megumi trying to be the executioner instead as a sick way of comfort for Yuji #like no sir Satoru’s been there done that he will not allow Megumi to subject himself to that kind of pain

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ratatatastic · 3 months ago

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Complete Chaos: The Cats pick their band members 🎸

matthew: finns (good music taste but the best energy)

kuli: sasha (dj), maffhew (singer to which he refutes and insist hes a hype man), and himself as director/manager because hes bad rhythmically

ekky: maffhew (hype man/lead singer), benny and reino (guitar and drums), forsy (pure eyecandy quite literally just there to take his shirt off 😭😭)

swaggy and benny: sasha (dj), swaggy (singer/guitarist), benny (guitarist), ekky and gadjo (no other role than to look like "bandguys")

reino: also finns lmao (popular choice)

sasha: himself as dj, and swaggy (singer, his karaoke insistence proceeds him)

roddy: forsy (guitar), benny (drums), himself (no role whatsoever lol), reino (second guitar) and sasha (cymbals, girl what kinda band 😭)

mikksy: sasha (dj) just sasha no one else just him actually :)

BONUS: sasha finally revealed his dj name to which last time he staunchly refused to do so and its DJ Layz!!!!

#carter verhaeghe #sam bennett #evan rodrigues #matthew tkachuk #dmitry kulikov #aleksander barkov #niko mikkola #eetu luostarinen #anton lundell #aaron ekblad #sam reinhart #jonah gadjovich #florida panthers #2425 #CRYING INTO MY HANDS AT ALL THE BAND CHOICES #A FORSY SHIRTOFF COMMENT HAS HIT THE TOWERS #NOT SURPRISING BUT STILL #maffhew and reino choosing the finns as a whole.. you can tell they had the most fun with finnish media during global series huh #and also the parade really convinced them of how hard the finns can throw down huh #everyone supporting their captain in his new dj endeavour (sorry lundy move aside)#like parents who dont quite get it but they will show up to the dance recital enthusiastically with flowers #kuli and ekky choosing maffhew as singer... they are blinded by love its okay...#if you ever heard that man sing... yeah #at least maffhew refutes and pivots to going well id have fun up there and really thats all you can ask for now can you #the eyecandy choices... no purpose just look hot and bandlike...#sasha just wants a duo with carter and completely understandable sir #him and benny continuing his swaggy is good at karaoke campaign it really is just two men in a world against many #MIKKSY JUST CHOOSING SASHA. NO ONE ELSE. JUST SASHA #do you know how explicitly funny to me that mikksy only chooses sasha for dj... when hes such a big rockhead...#he had the opportunity to create the best band and went sasha :) im gonna jump off a cliff

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hollownest-whore · 1 month ago

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If they made a bardoon plushie I would buy it

#something about that worm has me enamored #not putting in main tags wags my finger everyone has had enough of my bardoon crushing on this blog already #i think the thing that has me captivated is his tranquil indifference to the happenings of Hallownest #nomatter where you are in game you can just head back to him and hes taking a nap its cute and fascinating #he elaborates on and knows so much that you wonder how and then casually remarks on how he knows exactly what the Radiance is doing #rude to pry in minds oh okay my apologies sir ^_^!#bardoon is like tiso to me in that theres a lot of unanswered questions and fun pockets to stuff lore into and also i like that hes big

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artkaninchenbau · 11 months ago

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A h-heartfelt reunion..?

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#Sir Crocodile #Monkey D Dragon #Emporio Ivankov #Dragodile #Crocodad #My art #One Piece #We're not gonna talk about the work I should be doing rn I have Severe Procrastinitis and I'm doing my best okay #Alternative version where it was both Crocodile and Garp beating Dragon's ass before Iva-chan joined in but that was too much effort lmao #I'm a believer in Dragon being a Wind Logia so don't worry guys he is 100% taking this beating intentionally #He knows what he did and he's dealing with the concequences of his actions. With grace.#You know I realize Iva-chan should be two whole meters taller than Crocodile but we're just gonna ignore that #Look Iva-chan taking Crocodile's side and being like ''Crocoboy is right you fucked up bad Dragon'' brings me joy #And for real I've been wanting to draw this for months. But never did because I had other shit to do. Which I still do #But. You know. Sometimes you need to draw a shitpost. It's ✨ self-care ✨#And appearently One Piece shitpost comics have become the thing I draw for myself on occassion

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ahalliance · 11 months ago

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Antoine, reading chat: “My favourite work/creation on QSMP?” Pomme

#qsmp #antoine daniel #jay liveblogs #???????#is that a ref to his lore or ??????? he did a little cough afterwards too im like . okay sir #qantoine created the eggs theory part….. 10!#for my frenchies the question was ‘mon œuvre préféré’ specifically #thank you antoine for making lore refs checks stream 3 hours and 30 mins into ur valorant stream . amazing stuff #qfrench.posting

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torchstelechos · 3 months ago

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So, kind of Dandadan spoilers for manga but, do you think the balls got switched around? Like his original left became his right and his right became his left? Like it wouldnt do anything physical health wise, but do you think it keeps Okarun up at night because he'll never know if they got switched or not?? I bet it does, i bet he asks granny at least once and she laughed at him

#dandadan #ken takakura #okarun #look I dunno it just kind of hit me #dont you think it would be fucked up if your middle fingers got switched round? Now imagine that but his poor balls #like sir are you okay ever after this 😭

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mobius-m-mobius · 10 months ago

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#he's so fluffy i'm gonna die.gif 😭💖

#owen wilson #california naturals #SCREAMING #every day i wake up thankful his is the fandom i chose so who could ever want more 😂💖#the black turtleneck paired with pj pants??? okay sir we see you 👀👀#and WAFFLES best boy best brand ambassador always :')))#'down bad' blaring in the bg while making this like yep that's about right lol #owenwilsonedit #dianagifs

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